Completely in the dark.

A brief list of Pop Cultural Figures Whom Everyone But Me Knows About:

Katy (Katie?) Perry
Louis CK
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber (up until a month ago)
Countless others I can’t name due to my non-knowledge of them

I can’t decide whether to wear this as a badge of honor (read: “I’m too high-brow to know these things”) or a mark of shame (read: “I’m fucking old”). Probably both.

I spend most of my time caring about actual substantive things.
Like this:

I mean, really. Look at that cute. fucking. bunny.

LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME HE DOESNT MATTER